Eric Gavaletz

"Don't worry about people stealing an idea. If it's original, you will have to ram it down their throats."

~Howard Aiken

"I believe all suffering is caused by ignorance. People inflict pain on others in the selfish pursuit of their happiness or satisfaction. Yet true happiness comes from a sense of peace and contentment, which in turn must be achieved through the cultivation of altruism, of love and compassion, and elimination of ignorance, selfishness, and greed."

~His Holiness the Dalai Lama

"I know one thing, indecision may or may not be my problem..."

~Jimmy Buffett

"With a stop light, green means 'go' and yellow means 'slow down'. With a banana, however, it is quite the opposite. Yellow means 'go', green means 'whoa, slow down', and red means 'where the heck did you get that banana?'"

~Mitch Hedberg

"You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right."

~Randall Munroe